Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Social Distortion, Ace of Spades, 14th March 2017: photo gallery

Mike Ness, vocals and guitar, Social Distortion
Social Distortion, Ace of Spades, Sacramento
Social Distortion filled the house late last week, at Sacramento's Ace of Spades. For a full photo gallery, click on the photo above, or on this link.

Fronted by original member Mike Ness, harking back to the original days of punk -- they formed in 1978 -- Social Distortion has long been a mainstay of punk in the USA, but with a clear rockabilly influence to their music making them unique.

More dates to come in the tour--several are, like the Sacramento show, sold out--catch your tickets while you can!

Mike Ness, vocals and guitar, Social Distortion
Mike Ness, Social Distortion
While the band put forward their best, I can't say that much the audience did the same; it was a sweltering mess of puffed-up testosterone, not with the political activism that I know and love from British punk fans, but with beer and self-righteousness, and all crowded as close as possible to the front of the venue, blocking the view of smaller and more female members of the audience (there weren't many). Sacramento, dudes, that was just rude.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

This is dope... no, seriously, this is DOPE! Plus Andy LaPlegua of Combichrist!

Thieves!!! (The Ministry song.)

Consider it a sampler from the upcoming album, Blood Money Part 2 (no, I don't have a release date)... and also a commentary on today's world. No explanation needed... but you might not want to watch this at work, or where Great Aunt Susan is watching ;-) Don't like politicians? You'll love this ;-)

For more information--and for the current tour dates where Dope and Combichrist are co-headliners--see Dope's Facebook page!

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Watch out for this: Burn the Ships, from Blacktop Mojo

I've been a little busy, a tad distracted, the past few weeks: publishing a series of books for children, plus my first novel (if you missed the launch, click here for the website, and here for the press kit.) There have, no doubt, been a few major launches that have missed my ears, and one or two concerts that yes, I should have covered but didn't.

But I want to make sure that nobody misses this one: to be released on 10th March, it's a new, full-length album from Blacktop Mojo titled "Burn The Ships" (they self-released their first album, "I Am", in 2014). A mix of hard rock, melodic metal rhythms/bass/guitar, bluesy-rock and some beautiful acoustic work, I know this album is going to be on repeat in my house for a very long time. It's seriously, seriously good.

The album has the kind of artwork that would have me picking it up off the shelf in a record store, even if I'd never heard them before. Sometimes an album cover will still do that.

Check out a video of them performing recently on Good Morning Texas. They also recently won a competition to open for Bon Jovi, before a huge crowd in Dallas at American Airlines Center.

Here's an example: yes, it's a cover, but it's a really good cover (and here's another one): and then wait, impatiently, to get your ears on a copy of Burn The Ships on March 10th (click that link for a pre-order).

Blacktop Mojo come from Palestine, Texas, and are vocalist Matt James, drummer Nathan Gillis, lead guitarist Ryan Kiefer, guitar player Kenneth Irwin, and bassist Matt Curtis. To find out more, check Blacktop Mojo's website and Facebook,.. plus several videos on YouTube, and when the album is released, listen to it, end to end, several times. You might find it on repeat in your house, too.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Art Street, don't miss it!!! Only a couple of days left to visit.

Art Street
Art Street, 2017, Sacramento
If you haven't been yet, there are only a couple of days left to visit the Art Street temporary, free and multi-disciplinary arts project. In a warehouse (owned by the Mill at Broadway) and around the property at 300 1st Avenue, Sacramento -- close to the river end of Broadway, there's over 65,000 feet of space... full of inspiring, thoughtful, thought-provoking, provocative, sometimes-shocking, sometimes-not, art and painting and sculpture and photography and just about everything you'd include in "the arts".

(And yes: the property is going to be demolished sometime soon.)

Art Street
Collidescope, Art Street, Sacramento
Brought to us by M5Arts--the same folks from last year's Art Hotel project--and with contributions by over 100 artists and performers (there's music at night), there's also food and drink available. But the main thing: drink in the art.

Homeless, Art Street
Remembering Sacramento's lost homeless people
Each work is likely to create a different reaction in everyone who visits. The homeless-people piece brought me to tears, the sexual assault alley to anger and more tears; several pieces of art I wanted to cut down and bring home and put on my wall; one set of paintings made me think I'd forgotten to put my contact lenses in (and that might have been the objective... if you see that set of paintings, you'll understand exactly what it means to be near-sighted/short-sighted).

Art Street
Painted by the light, Art Street, Sacramento
A huge thank you to all the artists and the M5Arts team.

Art Street
Art Street, Sacramento, 2017
Here's my complete photo gallery: click here. I'd love to label all the works with the artists' names, but was unable to find many of them. If you are one of the artists, and wish to be credited in the gallery, email me with the URL of the photo plus a link to your website/info.

Sunday, February 19, 2017

The Growlers, City Club tour, at the Ace of Spades: sold out show!

Brooks Nielsen, vocals, The Growlers
Brooks Nielsen, The Growlers, Ace of Spades
Reportedly one of Ellen DeGeneres' favourite bands this year, creators of the annual Beach Goth festival in Southern California, The Growlers filled the Ace of Spades last night, selling out way before the day of the show. The line stretched right around the block long before the doors opened at 7 p.m., and even though the evening was cold, drizzly and grim, many fans were dressed for the beach, no doubt inspired by the band's beach-goth style: a mix of West-coast surf-rock-and-pop, country, with Brooks Nielsen's vocals often reminiscent of a young Bob Dylan.

The Growlers
The Growlers, Ace of Spades, Sacramento
There was no support act: instead, the stage remained dark, anticipation building in the crowd, until 8.30 p.m. sharp, when Brooks Nielsen, Matt Taylor, Kyle Straka, and the touring members of the band took the stage, to the delight of the young fans crowding the floor.

The Growlers
The Growlers, Ace of Spades, Sacramento
A neon light to stage right shines out: "City Club", the same words on the back of Nielsen's boiler suit. The show did have a club feel to it; the audience were certainly a club of fans. This photographer would have loved to see a little more light on stage...
Brooks Nielsen, vocals, The Growlers
The Growlers
For more photos of last night's show, click here!

The Growlers' major City Club Spring Tour continues: check out all the dates here. And check out the album, City Club, here.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

AWARD: ZO magazine, Platinum photography award, for "Multitudes" from Chicago Open Air

Chicago Open Air
Fans in the crowd at Chicago Open Air, 2016
I won another award for a photo! From ZO Magazine.

This photo was taken at Chicago Open Air, a Danny Wimmer Presents event, last summer, and entered into the competition as "Multitudes".

I'm ready for festival season to begin already... aren't you???  See you in the crowd!!!

Friday, February 10, 2017

Rag'n'Bone Man: debut album, Human, out now!

I've just spent a few weeks in England, and usually I return with a handful of new music to share and to listen to further. This time, with BBC Radio One tuned in the rental car, driving from London to Leicester, then to North Norfolk and back, much of the playlist was annoying, high-pitched, auto-tuned disposable electro-pop, with a very, very few exceptions: Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes, (who are receiving good airtime here, on Octane),  and this man, who I first heard when driving the M1 a while back: the exceptional, wonderful Rag'N'Bone Man.

Rag'N'Bone Man's debut, full-length album, "Human", is available today, worldwide: the vinyl goes on sale in the USA very soon, but you can already download the digital version (I did).

Soulful, bluesy, strong and such a very memorable voice. Take a listen to the title track above, and the entire album. There are some beauties: it's an album that will grow with every listen. And find out more about Rag'N'Bone Man on Facebook and his website. Nominated for the Breakthrough award at this year's Brit Awards: if you're a UK resident you can vote here!

(For those who wonder, what's the meaning of "Rag'n'Bone": you can find out here.)

Thursday, February 9, 2017

KITE: look out for them! SXSW, DNA Lounge in San Francisco, and many more dates!

Swedish electric-indie-pop duo, KITE, will be back in the USA for a tour, which includes dates at SXSW (17-18 March) and at San Francisco (DNA Lounge, 26th March). The tour kicks off at the Mercury Lounge in New York on 28th February: all the dates can be seen here.

If you like Depeche Mode, if you like upbeat music that you can't sit still to; if you like huge dance parties, and simply, if you haven't heard KITE before, check out this video of Up for Life:

I know what I'll be listening to for the rest of the day. 

KITE are Nicklas Stenemo and Christian Berg. Find KITE on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/KiteHQ/

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Sammie awards--nomination time!

Now is the time to nominate your favourite singers, musicians, bands and performers for the annual Sammies (Sacramento Area Music Awards, sponsored by SN&R). Go for it!!!


But they still don't have a category for music photographer or music blogger... sigh.

Monday, January 16, 2017

Chevelle, and a huge show at Sacramento's Ace of Spades

Chevelle, Ace of Spades, Sacramento
Chevelle's show at Sacramento's Ace of Spades, this past Saturday, was my favourite Chevelle show to date--by far. The light show was stunning, the sound, as perfect as it could be at this venue; the crowd was full and loud and enthusiastic--tickets had sold out many weeks before. The show really went with a venue smaller than a huge festival stage, bringing the three members of the band, Pete Loeffler (vocals/guitar), brother Sam Loeffler (drums), and Dean Bernardini (bass), close and tight and together in a way that I hadn't appreciated on the vast expanse of a festival stage.

Pete Loeffler, vocals and guitar, Chevelle
Pete Loeffler, vocals and guitar, Chevelle
The show kicked off with Another Know It All, The Clincher, Take Out The Gunman, with Hats off to the Bull, Door to Door Cannibals and many more from Chevelle's eight studio albums. Excellent, long set, and did I say how much I loved the lights???

Dean Bernardini, bass, Chevelle
Dean Bernardini, bass, Chevelle
Terrific show!

Sam Loeffler, drums, Chevelle
Sam Loeffler, drums, Chevelle
A few more dates in the USA, and then Chevelle are off to Europe, touring with Avenged Sevenfold. Catch them if you can!

Chevelle's sold-out show at Sacramento's Ace of Spades
Many more photos in the Chevelle Ace of Spades 2017 photo gallery: click here!
More Chevelle photos: http://www.alisontoon.com/-/galleries/music/chevelle

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Midge Ure at Harlows, Sacramento: still dancing, with tears in my eyes

Midge Ure
Midge Ure, Harlows, Sacramento
In town on Monday evening, at Harlows Restaurant and Nightclub, Sacramento,, was Midge Ure, OBE,

Midge Ure
Midge Ure
Yes that Midge Ure, he of British bands Visage and Ultravox and more, co-writer with Bob Geldof of one of the most successful songs ever, (which was written to raise money for the famine in Ethiopia, not for personal gain... and it did, click on the link to find out more)... co-organizer, again with Bob Geldof, of Live Aid, an event that has to be one of the most memorable of my lifetime to date. You have to have been there... and by being there, I don't necessarily mean being in the crowd at Wembley stadium, London, or JFK stadium in Philadelphia, though that would have been incredible, but part of the global, motivated and hopeful audience watching the show, donating and raising money, and believing, truly believing, that everyone could play a part in helping to fix a horrendous and enormous human disaster. Yes, there have been events since Live Aid with similar motivation and goals, but there was something so fresh, so trusting and so huge about the first Live Aid that it remains a milestone in both musical events, and in humanitarian action. (If you're too young to even know what I'm talking about, you can read all about it, and buy a recording of most of the performance, and please do.)

Midge Ure
Midge Ure is seriously-good-people... and a seriously-good musician and songwriter, too. Playing to an intimate but passionate audience, two years to the day since the last time he was here in Sacramento, and which I somehow inexplicably managed to miss and I still can't figure out how, just blame it on a business trip... and Midge Ure and his band are still able to bring tears to my eyes. After all these years, I still can't work out if Vienna or Dancing that's my favourite song, but it doesn't matter because favourite doesn't matter, all of the songs are somehow-magical, old or new: it's the emotion in the music, the love in the song, and the heartbeat behind it all. You leave the show thinking that Midge Ure could be your best friend, your kindly neighbour with the Scottish accent, the guy with a gently-self-deprecating yet very funny sense of humour.

Midge Ure
Midge Ure
The setlist included songs from all of Midge Ure's career,  and closed with a cover of Starman, a wonderful tribute to David Bowie:

Midge Ure Setlist Harlow’s Night Club, Sacramento, CA, USA 2017

Whether it's Wembley stadium in 1985, or a Sacramento nightclub in 2017: wonderful show.

Find out more on Midge Ure's website! Tonight, they play San Francisco's Social Hall: then several more dates in the USA before heading back to the UK and Ireland. And then Australia and New Zeland! All tour dates, click here.

More photos from Monday's show at Harlows in the photo gallery, just click!

(I can't believe I wrote this without mentioning the lighting once. Ooops.)

Monday, January 9, 2017

Some nice dream-pop for a winter's day: Oslo, from Anna of the North

If you're feeling a little wintery or homesick, here's something that will take you a little further north... Oslo, from Norway's electronic duo, Anna of the North (Anna Lotterud and Brady Daniell-Smith). It's a song of homesickness, penned from the other side of the world... Australia.

Find out more on their Facebook page!

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

A few more examples from the Alison Toon Photographer print portfolio

Classic Rock best of 2016
Best of 2016, Classic Rock magazine
Bitter-sweet: my photo of Marillion's Steve Hogarth, in the end-of-year edition of Classic Rock... which together with other of the Team Rock portfolio, announced that the were now "in the hands of administrators", appointed on 19th December 2016. Meaning that for the immediate future there are not likely to be any more editions of Classic Rock, Prog, Metal Hammer magazines, nor the award shows that Team Rock has been promoting, nor anything else... So nice to have my photo out there, sad it's likely in the final edition of this magazine. Buy a copy--they just arrived in the USA--and keep it in memoriam.

Also published in December, Revolver Magazine with this photo of Tom Araya of Slayer, taken at Houston Open Air, and part of an article about the Danny Wimmer Presents festivals. And I'm already looking forwards to more festivals this year... how about you?

Revolver Magazine,
Revolver magazine, December 2016
And if you are heading to the Steve Rothery Band concerts, look out for the poster using this picture too!  Wish I could be there!

Friday, December 30, 2016

2016 retrospective... that was the year that we wish wasn't

Disturbed, Chicago Open Air, 2016
In many ways, 2016 has been a tough year. Whether for the seemingly never-ending list of music and celebrity obituaries, or political shocks, Brexit, Trump, and horrendous acts of terrorism, the end of 2016 can't come soon enough, and yet, it might be here far too soon, because who knows what 2017 will bring? At least we know now that 2017 won't bring us the death of David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Prince or George Michael, because 2016 already took them, and I can only hope that they are off cultivating and rendering more beautiful another land, far far away, probably on a black star, together.

But... there was a lot of good that happened in 2016 too, and a heck of a lot of good music, and some new photo venues and subjects for me, too. These are a few of my favourite moments.

Marillion, F.E.A.R., and a North American Tour

Steve Hogarth, vocals, Marillion
Marillion's 18th studio album, F.E.A.R., brought them some of the best reviews of their career to date, and the North America tour shows were stunning. I'm planning on seeing them again next year, at the Marillion weekends (they happen in the Netherlands, Poland, England and next year, for the first time, in Chile).

See more photos and reviews by clicking here  and here for the tour photos.

Chicago Open Air, the first time in Chicago, plus Houston Open Air and Aftershock

Danny Wimmer Presents brought three days of rock and metal to Chicago, with stunning headliners Rammstein and a huge lineup. I have no idea how many calories I burned running from stage-to-stage those days, but it was so very worth it. Seeing Disturbed live for the very first time. Being blown away by Nothing More, loving Five Finger Death Punch and Pop Evil more than ever, celebrating Gemini Syndrome's huge audience... it was a wonderful weekend.

Aaron Nordstrom, vocals, Gemini Syndrome

And there was Houston Open Air (what part of it was able to happen), and of course, Aftershock...  where Avatar completely stole my heart, and Ghost my festival soul... And on this cold, crisp, rapidly-fading-end-of-December day, I'm already longing for next year's open air festivals.

Pop Evil, Sacramento and Chicago: Alter Bridge, Chicago and Houston; Disturbed, Chicago and Sacramento; Korn, Ministry, Slayer!!!

I was lucky enough to see, hear and photograph several wonderful bands, multiple times this year. Pop Evil's show at the Ace of Spades in Sacramento in March and then at Chicago Open Air; Disturbed, at Chicago Open Air and then again at Aftershock in Sacramento;  Alter Bridge, again first at Chicago, and then Houston. Slayer, in Houston and in Sacramento. Ministry, in Chicago and Houston, Korn in Chicago and Sacramento!

Oh my goodness, I photographed Boy George!!! And Steve Vai!!!  And The Struts!!! Peter Murphy!!!

Steve Vai
Steve Vai, Ace of Spades, Sacramento, 2016
I saw Highly Suspect again, this time at the Boardwalk, and I have a strong suspicion that this will be the last time in a venue so intimate (and so darn dark), given the huge success of The Man Who Died Wolf. These guys rock!

Johnny Stevens, vocals, Highly Suspect
Highly Suspect, The Boardwalk, 2016

And apart from the music...

First ever airshow, and I loved it.  And the Horse Expo. And family photos and birthdays and more...

Mike Wiskus, Lucas Oil, Aerobatics
Mike Wiskus, Lucas Oil, Aerobatics at California Capitol Airshow, 2016
You know what??? 2016 was a pretty darn good year, despite all the stuff at the top of this post. I'll be trying to remember the best of the year, and the very best of who and what was lost, and making sure not to forget the good. Because we all have a responsibility to be part of the good. And not to stand idly by, because as in the words of one or more elders, "All that is necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing".

2017, I'm ready for you.

To see all photos from this year, and more, go to http://alisontoon.com

Friday, December 16, 2016

Face To Face tour: Hands Like Houses, Our Last Night, and more! Photo galleries!

Trenton Woodley, vocals, Hands Like Houses
Trenton Woodley, vocals, Hands Like Houses
This past Tuesday evening, Orangevale's Boardwalk was the location for the final date of the Face To Face tour: co-headlined by Our Last Night and Hands Like Houses, with touring bands The Color Morale and Out Came The Wolves, and young locals A Foreign Affair opening the show. Each band unique, different, yet connected: from the more hardcore of The Color Morales to the alternative rock of Hands Like Houses and A Local Affair's pop edge, the show flowed and there was a smooth transition between each band. I particularly enjoyed Out Came The Wolves.

Our Last Night
Our Last Night
Playing to a full house, from the moment the show began to the end of the night.

Garret Rapp, vocals, The Color Morale
The Color Morale
I had the pleasure of seeing Hands Like Houses for the first time at the Ace of Spades, earlier this year: so high energy, blended with Australian beach-boy fun. Bassist Joel also joined Our Last Night for their third song of the evening... and Our Last Night invited all of the touring musicians on-stage later in their set. And there was crowdsurfing from the stage to the bar and back (never seen that at the Boardwalk before), and this party was huge!

Cameron Burns, vocals, Out Came The Wolves
Cameron Burns, Out Came The Wolves
Click on any of the photos to go to each band's photo gallery.

A Foreign Affair
A Foreign Affair
Hands Like Houses latest album is Dissonants, and you can find more of their music and tour dates here on their website, on Facebook, on tour in Australia early in the new year with Bring Me The Horizon (now there's a show I'd love to see!), and then in Europe.
Our Last Night are off to South Africa early in the new year! Keep an eye on their website and Facebook for more tour dates! Check out their new single, Common Ground, too!
The Color Morale's new album, Desolate Divine, is out now. Find out more on their website and Facebook.
Out Came The Wolves new album is Strange Fate.  Find out more here on their website, and on Facebook.
A Foreign Affair are a local band to look out for! Check them out on Facebook and go see a show.

Full photo galleries:
- Hands Like Houses
- Our Last Night
- The Color Morale
- Out Came The Wolves
- A Foreign Affair

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Eyewitness sound track: check out Kaleo

While binge-watching USA Network's spooky crime series, Eyewitness, (which is based on a Norwegian series, Ã˜yevitne)and enjoying the really good soundtrack, I heard Kaleo for the first time. (You might have heard them on other TV shows, too.) Their debut album, A/B is out now and is well worth a listen. Lots of shows planned for the new year, both in Europe and North America.

From Iceland but with a southern, bluesy-rock feel, check them out on their website... here's a sample!

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Women in Rock: Lee-La Baum, Love is Blindness

A gritty and beautiful cover of U2's Love is Blindness (from Achtung Baby), by Lee-La Baum, singer with The Damn Truth, from Montreal, Canada. Check out the bands' other works... Lee-La's gritty, bluesy voice is memorable.

The song is used as the soundtrack for an advertisement for Mon Paris by Yves Saint Laurent:

Monday, December 5, 2016

Peter Murphy, Stripped, at Sacramento's Harlow's

Peter Murphy, Stripped
Peter Murphy
Peter Murphy brought his Stripped show to Sacramento last night, as part of the Stripped tour, which has gone from the USA to Europe, and now back here again. The venue was J Street's Harlow's: dark, cosy, and packed with people.

Acoustic, semi-acoustic sets: some bands simply replace their usual instruments with unplugged versions, turn the volume down, play the same songs in almost-the-same-way-but-quieter. Not so, Peter Murphy and his band (Emilio China on violin and bass, and John Andrews on guitar). Instead, like a master chef, he reduces the songs to their very essence, and then builds them back up, enriching them with new flavours, bringing out the strength and character of the vocals over a delicate but strong and beautiful framework of violin, guitar, bass, backing tracks and Peter's occasional drums. This is an art form, and it makes for beautiful music. You know the songs, but you don't, and that's what keeps music alive.

Peter Murphy, Stripped
Peter Murphy, Stripped, Sacramento
The show began with Peter Murphy sitting on a stool at the back of the tiny stage, guitar to stage left, violin to stage right, little-to-no lighting but for the occasional bright spot that lit up Mr. Murphy's shock of now-white hair. He remained on the stool for the first three songs (Cascade, Secret, All Night Long), then came to the front of the stage, playing to, and with, the audience. He's a singer, a songwriter, a comedian, and he's still the Godfather of Goth in many fans' hearts.

The setlist comprised a wide variety of songs from solo Peter Murphy albums and from his Bauhaus days: Indigo Eyes, The Rose, King Volcano, a cover of Bowie's Hunky Dory Bewlay Brothers, all interspersed with quite a bit of humour and a one or two British swear words.

Peter Murphy, Stripped
Peter Murphy, Stripped, in Sacramento
An good-and-long, excellent, intense and musical, moving and much-appreciated-by-the-crowd show. The clapping, calls and shouts for more continued for ages after the band left the stage after the encore, as the audience tried to entice them back on stage, for one or two more songs pretty-please. But this time Bela really was dead, and they didn't come back again. So until next time...

The tour continues: check the dates here: tonight in San Francisco, then over to the USA east coast.

(I wish more rock bands would include a violin. (If you agree, also check out Ne Obliviscaris and The Red Paintings.)

And fo more photos from last night's show in Sacramento in the photo gallery, click here!

Thursday, December 1, 2016

On travelling, travelling light... the what, why, and where

Breakwater at Doctor's Cave Beach, Montego Bay, Jamaica
Jamaica... let's go to the Reggae festival!
It's taken me many, many years, and more-than-many failures, but at last, I may have mastered the art of "travelling light and efficiently", meaning... equipped for the trip, clean and comfortable and relatively pain-free. Whether you are photographing a band on tour, being a superfan and following a tour or festival series around the country or continent or world, touring the world for fun, or travelling on business, some of these tricks and tips might be helpful. And they might save your back, knees, bank account and good temper.

Know Your Climate
The person I learned most from about travelling light--though it took many years to sink in--is my youngest sister. We were in the Sinai desert (a beautiful place if you haven't visited yet), staying with Bedouin and exploring the beaches of Nuweiba and Dahab. My sister had a beach bag with a change of clothes, her passport, and a large sarong. She knew that the desert air would dry the rinsed sarong in five minutes flat. It was her dress, her beach towel, and extra bedding at night, was incredibly light, and rather pretty. Me? I was struggling under the weight of a huge, framed packpack, full of heavyweight western towels, "what-if" clothing, about ten weeks more underwear than I had days on the trip, and random gadgets that I would never use in the Sinai--most of which could have been left somewhere-else for the duration of the desert adventure. The difference? My sister knew the climate and what to expect, and I didn't have a clue. And you don't need a business suit to swim with dolphins.
Landscape of the desert
Judean desert, Israel
Only Take What You Can Lift
No one else is carrying your stuff. If you can't lift it over your head into an airplane bin, or up the stairs into a train, or into the storage area under a bus, don't take it. Don't expect help. Everyone else is struggling with their own overstuffed bags, cases and kitchen sinks.

Check It
Airplanes have cargo areas specifically for your luggage. Use them. Check your bags in. Just keep what you'll need on the flight, and fragile/precious/electronics, in the cabin. Seriously. Don't be that person trying to stuff an expanded roll-on bag into a far-too-small overhead locker, holding everyone up from boarding and disembarking. Yes you might have to pay a fee for checked luggage, depending on the airline and your frequent flyer status. If you have a roll-on bag and it's a tiny plane, they'll often offer free ramp checking because the bag won't fit anyway.

LAX to BOS, southern route
Stuff Grows
I have no clue how this happens, but many years informal-but-regular experimentation shows that it happens, every time. The stuff you take on a trip expands and doubles in size before you return, even if it's identical to, or less-than, what you set out with. Dirt and sweat? Maybe. Poor folding? Perhaps. Whatever. It happens. TIP: if you are using a hard-shell suitcase with an expansion zipper, make sure that you can close the suitcase without opening the expansion zip when you leave. Then you have the extra room for the inevitable Grown Stuff on the way back. If you start out with an overstuffed case, you'll need to buy an extra bag or case for the return.

If you expect to buy things on the trip, pack an extra, light-weight, checkable bag so that when you go over the weight limit and don't find out until you're late at the airport, you have somewhere to put the extra... otherwise you'll be chucking stuff in the bin, or paying a ridiculous overweight fee, rather than an extra bag fee. #beentheredonethat

You Don't Need Clean Pyjamas Every Night
Seriously. You can wear them more than once. #ihadtolearnthis You don't even need pyjamas, unless you're sharing a hostel dormitory with unknown strangers or similar sleeping arrangements. But if you plan on sleeping au naturel, be sure to have some clothing easily findable in the dark, for that time that the hotel fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m., there's no power, you can't find your glasses, it's midwinter, and the fire brigade make you stand in the parking lot in the snow for an hour and a half until they determine that some prankster pressed the alarm button when returning from the pub. #beenthere #itwasseriouslyfreezingoutide

Bilingual road sign, Ireland
Many roads to travel
Everything is Disposable
It's cheaper to buy a tourist T-shirt or hoodie than it is to pay for hotel laundry. (If you don't believe me, check the price list next time you are in a hotel.) If you're travelling to tourist destinations, use the inexpensive tourist T-shirt shops as your wardrobe. So what if you arrive in Seattle wearing an I Love Paris T-shirt. People will just think you're cool. Or a dumb tourist. Whatever, You're clean, warm, and have enough cash for a coffee. Same with toiletries, accessories, shoes, handbags, books... the works. If you leave home with the idea that everything in the suitcase is throwaway, you'll make better choices about what, and how much, to pack.

Layers are your friend, especially if you are taking in more than one climate on the same trip. I once did Beijing (freezing, foggy-smoggy winter) and Singapore (sunny, equatorial-humid and hot) in the same week. That was tricky. My suitcase was ridiculous. I should have read this before taking that trip.

Of course, if you're a superfan following a band around the world, the merch stall is your best friend ever!!!

I have a huge, heavy, black I LOVE SACRAMENTO hoodie in my closet. It rescued me when I arrived at Sacramento airport with a few minutes to spare, and realised I'd left my ready-to-go winter coat on the chair, at home. It was spring: beautifully-warm in Northern California, but still a freezing-and-bitter midwinter at my destination. The inexpensive tourist hoodie allowed me to survive the trip, without breaking the bank or my schedule. Sometimes you have to improvise.

Know Your Size and Have a Backup Plan
Business travel: there will come a day when your suitcase, and the outfit you were expecting to wear for that very-important presentation, is stuck somewhere at Heathrow or Denver airport, and you're in Beijing or San Francisco, and who-knows if you'll ever meet up again. If you have a go-to outfit that can be replicated in any chain store, anywhere in the world, and you know your size in the country that you're in, it's easy to replace. Better an inexpensive-but-smart black-pants-black-shirt outfit from a Target or Tesco, than crumpled, travel-weary clothing with 24-hours on a plane and the excuse that your suit and tie is somewhere-else. (Just remember that if the airline finds your missing bag within 24 hours, you likely won't be reimbursed for the replacement purchase.) Don't forget the shoes: depending on the audience, business-casual sneakers might be fine, but in some places they will draw negative feedback from an audience member or seminar attendee. #yesthathappened  (Of course, buying a replacement outfit isn't an option when you arrive at 1 am and are the first to present at the next morning's conference. That's when you really wish you'd ignored the advice about checking luggage.)

Desert between Sacramento and Dallas
The world is a wonderful place... never stop exploring
(Don't) Feel the Burn
If you wear contact lenses and use peroxide lens cleaner, calculate how many hours you have to let them soak and neutralize. If you have to upload and edit photos before sleep, and then leave on an 8 am bus/train/plane, you likely don't have the needed six hours... take some other cleaning solution that doesn't need to neutralize, or daily lenses, for the short-sleep nights. Or have two sets of lenses and switch them every other day. And don't forget your spares...

Practice With That Backpack
If, like me, you're lugging a heavy set of camera, computing or video equipment around on your travels, make sure it's protected and safe, but also check the comfort of whatever you're carrying it in. Remember Only Take What You Can Lift: you are going to be carrying/moving this, no one else. If your backpack hurts after five minutes, find another. I recently bought a new pack with room for a 17" laptop, two camera bodies and multiple lenses. Everything fit, beautifully. However, the pack was designed for a person over six feet tall and with no boobs, and after lugging it onto and off of planes and trains it managed to break a small cyst I'd had for ages on my back. Which brings me to the next topic...

Deal With the Niggling Health Things Before You Leave
A niggling toothache can become a full-blown tooth abscess mid-flight, so get that toothache seen to. Now. Before you leave on the trip. Believe me... an abscessed tooth is agony, it wrecks your plans, and finding a good dentist isn't always easy in the middle of the desert! My middle-east-abscess wasn't preventable--it was under a crown that had been fitted just a few days earlier--but if you have experienced dental problems in the past, do get a checkup before you leave on that trek-around-the-world's-music-festivals. Your dentist might prescribe a course of antibiotics, just in case you need them. Oh and that little, ugly-but-harmless, cutaneous cyst on your back? It could be crushed by your heavy, uncomfortable backpack and wake you up the next morning, the size of an infected goose egg. #yesthathappened  Make sure you have all your medical insurance info with you. Know where to find emergency medical help on your travel route, whether it's local hospitals, emergency rooms, clinics provided by chain pharmacies/drugstores, or through information provided in your hotel. One day you might need it.

Chicago from above at night
Today is Wednesday... must be Chicago? Boston?
And May the Power be with you!!!
If you have a bunch of kit that needs to be charged during your trip--camera batteries, laptop, cell phone, etc. etc. etc., remember that not every lodging has the same number of power outlets as at home. Some hotels hide outlets behind furniture; some disguise them in lamp bases; some only have one outlet for the entire bedroom, and you'll have to disconnect the TV to use it. I always travel with a power strip--plug in one end, and you have five or six extra outlets. However... don't take the advice I once saw, to use a "home" power strip in a different country, together with a converter. It doesn't work. The hotel won't like you, not one bit! I have tested it, several times. I have fused the power in a single hotel room (twice, same night, Warsaw, Poland) and an entire hotel (can't remember where, pleading innocence, but it did happen). IT DOESN'T WORK. Better idea: pick up a local phone or battery charger or three. They are no longer expensive and you can often find them at those tourist shops, including for SLR camera batteries.

And talking of power... look at your itinerary and work out the worst-possible moment to be without a charge on your phone. 2 a.m. outside a remote concert venue, when you need to call an Uber or cab? The moment you arrive, over-tired and confused in a city half-way around the world, and can't remember the name or location of your hotel, and you didn't make a print out because you have it on your phone? Yep, that's when the phone will be dead as a doornail. Good thing you have a couple of fully-charged USB battery packs, right? You did put them in your pocket? With the right cable? And you remembered to charge them last night? Cool... you're all set!

Safe travels everyone. Have fun out there... and travel light! I'll see you on the road!